omg alex!!!

Well, today, i made popcorn for me and alex... Then he went to my room and we ate popcorn there. Then after we finished, he fell asleep. In my room! So i just let him sleep... Then after a while:

Alex: shy! You can buy this thingy for 1 million! So cheap! And i sold this 1 and 2 ears and someone said 20 million and thats a good deal
Me: huh?
Alex: i said i sold this 1 and ten oops i mean 1 and 2 for1... And i'm not sleeping!
Me: are you sure your not sleeping? You are speaking nonsense...
Alex: i'm not sleeping!
*alex starts snoring*

I didn't mind him after a While... So i let him sleep again.... Till 10 minutes later, i was feeling sleepy so i woke alex up so he can move... Then alex sat up and said:

Alex: stupid dj... So lazy... Freaken dj was behind the sofa....
*i was laughing*

Then there was a moment of silence... Alex was shaking his head, scratching his head and he was cracking his neck... Then out of nowhere, alex picks up his i phone and he put it in his mouth! Then before it went in, he shook his head and said what the hell? Lol i was laughing so hard!
Then i asked

Me: were you about to eat your phone? Haha
Alex: almost... I don't know what happened...

I was thinking, maybe he was sleeping the whole time and then woke up when he almost ate his phone.. Haha
No more late night popcorn for alex!